I’ve come to realize that my husband’s new hobby is to ask me where his stuff is. This includes his wallet, mobile phone…
Basically everything that I may not have touched or seen in the last 7 days.
But I may have the answer and often I do lead him to the answer!
A few days ago the same thing happened. This time, he found his bag before I could respond.
Husband: Do you know where my bag is?
(3 seconds later)
H: Found it!
I: Why don’t you know where your bag is?!
H: Because you placed it on the couch!
I: Which is next to where you placed it (on the floor)!
H: And my shirt was covering it!
I: Which was done by you!
My theory: Men suddenly lose their ability to find things the moment they’re married.
H’s theory: Men simply find it more efficient asking the available resources than searching high and low for something.